Urban Dictionary: Definitions by i hate zero two

lovejoy

how dare you not know what lovejoy is i hate you

lovejoy is the best

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you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially

leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:

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the best type of laptop to fuck.

Leyang: w8 w8 w8 im logging onto my chromeboobs
literally everyone: ayo?
Leyang: its the best laptop for sex

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a very cool twitch streamer who goes by dex/dead (iswho)

above may or may not be true i cannot confirm this information

who is dexiswho
a very cool twitch streamer who goes by dex/dead (iswho) but i cannot confirm this information

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the worst fucking thing ive heard in my entire fucking life

hey wanna listen to lagtrain?
no. lagtrain is the worst fucking thing ive heard in my entire fucking life and its literally loli lmao

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shushmoy is so cool

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For one to cum while only thinking about their dick.

Leyang thought about his dick. *I'm gonna auto cum!* He thought. Suddenly, there was white pee on his penis. *I did it. I auto came.*

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