i am zam's definitions
by i am zam February 16, 2003
Get the zam mug.this is a move that is triggered by teh following:
1:yellow
2:mocking
3:MANNAREA
4:LUKAREA
5:MOROT
6:Clearness
7:Mustard
8:chinese stars
9:anything that is not red
10:a denyal of being red
11:failure of upholding a zam directive
12:ambushes
13:yao ming
this move is performed as follows:
first of all you must be in a angered state of mind, (i.e. being denied of being red) you make a full rotation with your body and as you are rotating your finger nails extend 3-9inches long giving you mad good traction grip.
once you are turned aronud u gripple your opponents pants and rip them off and start to jump up and down and side to side (i.e. wobble) thsi may seem like gay sex but its not. as you are wobbling on your opponnet you yell in his year sounds like a chicken blow air with your tounge flapping in the wind so that it causes sounds. this makes ur opponent shocked and cannot fight back.
btw this move is not effective at all against forkosh and lukarea and italiano cangianorea.
1:yellow
2:mocking
3:MANNAREA
4:LUKAREA
5:MOROT
6:Clearness
7:Mustard
8:chinese stars
9:anything that is not red
10:a denyal of being red
11:failure of upholding a zam directive
12:ambushes
13:yao ming
this move is performed as follows:
first of all you must be in a angered state of mind, (i.e. being denied of being red) you make a full rotation with your body and as you are rotating your finger nails extend 3-9inches long giving you mad good traction grip.
once you are turned aronud u gripple your opponents pants and rip them off and start to jump up and down and side to side (i.e. wobble) thsi may seem like gay sex but its not. as you are wobbling on your opponnet you yell in his year sounds like a chicken blow air with your tounge flapping in the wind so that it causes sounds. this makes ur opponent shocked and cannot fight back.
btw this move is not effective at all against forkosh and lukarea and italiano cangianorea.
by i am zam April 4, 2003
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Get the dare devil mug.unlike the regular shlong, this is a supreme improvement. its vast in size and huge in diameter. its the biggest cock ever. its red and hot as hell. it has a tatoo on it that says ZM but once it gets hard it spells ZAM!
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
Zam has 2 kinds of Zshlongs. the other one has a tatoo that says AIDS but once it fully extends it spells out ADIDAS, just like teh sports brand. this type of Zshlong isnt and powerful as the Zam one. they both xtend to a whopping 33inch length and a 2meter diamter. ( its huge)
zam won various competitions with it. forkosh will never be able to see it because he is being all mannareaish
and the #1 is ZAM !! WITH htis Zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
now why are u fit for this role?.. .comon i am zam i have my zshlong!
by i am zam May 19, 2003
Get the Zshlong mug.he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake
and zam is not orange but he is red!
and zam is not orange but he is red!
MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!
by i am zam March 31, 2003
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Get the forkosh mug.when u hit a really high shot in tennis and say "ghandiiiiiiiiiiii! and shot when it lands.- mostly said by stupid azz niggas who r playing tennis.
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot
forkosh! yakittY YAKK!!!!!
luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!
luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!
by i am zam April 8, 2003
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