the game that will inevitably come out in the year 2078 after the other 23 Halos
Game Freak: Yo DUDE! Did u hear? Halo 24 is coming out!!! Apparantly, Masterchief's great-great-great-grandson found a new alien species and is killing them over for the 57th time!!!!!! SO COOL!!! LOL!!!
Game Freak 2: HOLY CRAP! SERIOUSLY? That's like the most original and unexpected plot ever man!!!!
HP, stands for Holy Papathiscomputersucksass
and yes, your laptop power socket will freakin die after a year or two and thus force you to buy a new computer,
Hewlett Packard's desktops aren't entirely disgraceful though
in the area of laptops, Hewlett Packard is about as efficient as dial-up internet