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darealtortle

dumbest person on twitter

darealtortle sucks

by humanturtleduck October 21, 2020

september 4

today is the day where you microwave yourself

person 1: its september 4!!!
person 2: asfuhdfiaudhfoaih i cant take it anymore please its already hot enough outside

by humanturtleduck September 4, 2022