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zsedcvgyhnmkol.;['

Woah, you're that bored? I though that before you reached this point in time, you'd for sure start doing your *homework* that you need to do.

person 1: zsedcvgyhnmkol.;'
person 2: Hey, I think you made a huge, huge typo....
person 1: nope, its just me being bored and not wanting to do homework. It also means your lazy and procrastinate lots.
person 2: zsedcvgyhnmkol.;'

by how did you find this October 3, 2021

pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq

*inahle* WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? THER IS SO MUCH TO DO BUT TRYING TO BEAT THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS IMPOSSIBLE. GIVE. UP. GO EAT SOMETHING, GO TAKE A NAP, DO ANYTHING!!! BUT THIS IS BAD FOR YOU!!! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR WORK! IT WON'T DO ITSELF

person1: I tried to type pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq so beat the Urban Dictionary..
person 2: huh, did it work?
person1: no, because we're talking on the pl.ok,ijmuhnygbtfvrdcesxwazq urban dictionary page

by how did you find this October 5, 2021

wryip]

When did you think this was a good idea...
person 1: wryip
person 2: what?
person 1: I just tried to say qwertyuiop\ but started at w and skipped every other letter from there
person 2: qetuo\
person 1: now put the letters in the right place
person 1 and person 2: qwertyuiop\

"wryip" is how bitches say/type/pronounce "warp". don't be a fucking bitch to this reason. this definition was an example on how to use this fucking bullshit word or not to say it. examples does not mean i am a bitch. tell this to your friends because it's a warning to not be a fucking bitch. now go shit or whatever

by how did you find this October 8, 2021

halloween stupidity

Being stupid on Halloween.

person 1: what did you do for Halloween?
person 2: doorbell ditching. just that.
person 1: thats Halloween stupidity...

stop using Halloween stupidity or you will have to go to boarding school next year.

by how did you find this October 30, 2021

prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.

dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.

by how did you find this November 22, 2021

aqswdefrgthyjukilo;p'[]\

As weird as it sounds, yes, during 6:41 PM at 10/5/2021 there is still none of this until today, surprisingly. Now get back to work.

aqswdefrgthyjukilo;p'\
me: LETS DO THAT
Urbandictionary: no result
Me: YES I WILL MAKE A DEFINITION EVEN THOUGH THERE SHOULD BE

by how did you find this October 5, 2021

Grahahahaham Crakcer

Woah, how did you know how many 'ham's were there? And how did you know how to spell the misspelled cracker aka Crakcer? Grahahahaham Crakcer is a graham cracker. It's the definition of "Graham" but the Graham cracks, like when cups crack, other Grahams. This is shown as a Grahahahaham Crakcer being a Graham person but they crack people with hammers. The Grahahahaham Crakcer is not Graham, in fact it is generally green. Grahahahaham Crakcers just crack Graham people who are generally white. Don't be a Grahahahaham Crakcer. And no, Grahahahaham Crakcers are not Graham Crackers, the food.

Who are you? A Grahahahaham Crakcer. C and G have to be uppercase.

by how did you find this October 31, 2021