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qetuo[\

You typed qwertyuiop\ while skipping every other letter.

I’m gonna type qetuo\ and see if they have it. I even skipped every other letter!

by how did you find this June 24, 2021

aqswdefrgthyjukilo;p'[]\

As weird as it sounds, yes, during 6:41 PM at 10/5/2021 there is still none of this until today, surprisingly. Now get back to work.

aqswdefrgthyjukilo;p'\
me: LETS DO THAT
Urbandictionary: no result
Me: YES I WILL MAKE A DEFINITION EVEN THOUGH THERE SHOULD BE

by how did you find this October 5, 2021

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

by how did you find this February 15, 2022

halloween stupidity

Being stupid on Halloween.

person 1: what did you do for Halloween?
person 2: doorbell ditching. just that.
person 1: thats Halloween stupidity...

stop using Halloween stupidity or you will have to go to boarding school next year.

by how did you find this October 30, 2021

.lp,komjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq

Get back to your schoolwork because wow you are REALLY bored. Just remember, eventually get back to your assignment. That’s good advice from me, cause seriously, your good at these pattern thingies

John: .lp,komjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq
Mary: what is that?
John: look it up on the urban dictionary ;)

by how did you find this September 30, 2021

cppkie

You might wanna check your spelling again

Hey let’s look up cppkie out of boredom!

Ok but I think you meant cookie-

by how did you find this September 29, 2021

prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.

dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.

by how did you find this November 22, 2021