horse man's definitions

forced lesbian

A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.

Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.

by horse man July 28, 2007

south kiss

A kiss south of the belly button ;)

I asked Jessica if she wanted a kiss, she said, "yes, a south kiss"

by horse man December 26, 2008

dooknuke

when you take a huge shit with a nuclear force who's smell permeates the entire edifice for hours.

I just fucking dooknuked like it was the bombing of 1945.

by horse man September 8, 2007

maga-in-law

When you have extended family who rallied, identified and/or defended Donald J Trump's irrational presidency.

I want to see my brother but I want to avoid his Maga-in-laws

by horse man April 14, 2022