Definitions by hooblemeyer

pluck my own sparrows 

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

pluck my own sparrows by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

Pussy tracker 

A handy snatch finding app

Lads this pub is a poor show. Enable pussy tracker and let's get moving.

Pussy tracker by hooblemeyer May 19, 2017

pan jammer 

A massive turd

Call the plumber I've just released a mighty pan jammer.

pan jammer by hooblemeyer October 27, 2016