hold up and hold my johnny's definitions

Penis4

When someone tries to offend you and you need the perfect comeback

1: You're a penis4.
2: What's a penis4?
1: Your mouth.

by hold up and hold my johnny May 14, 2018

a noose

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

Goons

a gay ass group of high school friends that only talk about memes

That lunch table is goons.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018