himguy's definitions

cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 11, 2008

proofproof

The highest of all proofs. An object so strong it cannot be undone or marred by anything (i.e. fire, power tools, teeth, natural disasters), even proof.

No single one of their hair-brain schemes was proofproof.

You cannot proofproof an egg, asshole.

Some think a diamond to be proofproof. They are dead wrong.

by himguy November 9, 2008

vincible

(adj.) Capable of sustaining damage. Any person, place, or thing that can be destroyed or disassembled.

Everything in the known universe is pretty much vincible.

by himguy November 8, 2008

redonkulous

(adj.) Something that is extremely, plaid speed heinous or ridiculous.

Look at that lady's hat. That shit is redonkulous.

by himguy November 8, 2008