herschel quintron's definitions

Omnitron Unicorn

When a guy puts a metal sheath on his dick and makes a new hole between a chick's vagina and asshole, then leaves the sheath in there for later use. Also good for robot style sex.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Last night he gave me the ol' omnitron unicorn and I was sitting pretty."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Star of David

When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)

"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

back in action

When a person's arm are held back so that their shoulder blades can be used for sex. Not unlike tit fucking someone's back.

"Listen to Back in Black while doing back in action. It's like a ride down a citrus mountain."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Musicforthemorningafter

Pete Yorn's debut album. Lame people (usually chicks) listen to this the morning after they lose their virginity. The title is very poignant, especially if it's a girl who didn't get laid until she was twenty. Something about sore crotch, bloody sheets, and wuss rock all go together quite well

ps. Why is it all one word. What a douche

"Damn, put Musicforthemorning after on. I just total got nailed by some stranger who lives two floors down."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

emo secret santa

When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.

After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003