Definitions by henkster/hobophobic/razz

spronk

when you masturbate, or "wank", take a dump, or "poo", and puke, or "womit" at the same time

dude I spronked so hard this mornin´ my schnaze is so sore

another word for penis or someone being incredibly gay

1: ive got a black magic schnaze
2: your such a schnaze