Definitions by heimen wrecker

salty Felipe 

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it

"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"

salty Felipe by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Sandy homecoming 

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

Sandy homecoming by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

Sandy homecoming 

When a girl has crabs and puts sand into her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

Bitch gave herself a sandy homecoming

Sandy homecoming by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014