3 definitions by heimen wrecker

When a male puts tortilla chips and salsa into the vagina and then procedes to fuck it
"Yo gurl Tyshawn gave me a salty Felipe last night" " How was it?" "Delicious"
by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014
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When a girl has crabs and puts sand into her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home
by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014
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When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home
"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"
by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014
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