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mongotard

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.
Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.
by Hector May 7, 2003
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Elan

Elan playing with his brother Jan Carlo.
by Hector November 18, 2003
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shaka bra

More commonly known as a Hawaiian phrase meaning "hang loose", now used by wannabe Hawaiians that have only visited Hawaii once and think they are now, in fact, Hawaiian themselves by using the phrase. These people sometimes also think they are black along with Hawaiian which makes them furthermore retarded often using the racist slang "nigga" after the phrase.
Dude 1: Well I'm going to take off...

Dude 2: OK, shaka bra nigga!!!

Dude 1: Yeah, w/e...bye.
by Hector June 17, 2006
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squee

After sex I like to snack on a squee.
by Hector November 27, 2004
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Petit Mort

As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.
by Hector July 16, 2003
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Chilin

When something is really, really cool, and you like it.(in a puertorican way)

Cuando algo esta muy, muy bueno y te gusta.(en una forma puertorriqueña)
That is chilin.

Eso está chilin.
by Hector January 31, 2004
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denakedize

Holy shit I need to get to class.. I better denakedize and get on my way.

Running around "denakedized" is a normal activity.
by Hector April 5, 2005
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