headless hotdog's definitions

fantina

when the fanta soda identifies as female

fantina soda!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009

booty. shut up. shut up. no more booty GET UR BUTT OUTTA MY FACE

no more asshole. it’s 2009.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

habana

banana nana.

half my heart is in habana o nana...

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019