frankfurter

something I can’t eat cuze i don’t eat meat aka I like women.
im a lesbain, I don’t eat frankfurter!!!!!!!
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unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING
it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!
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inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.
inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.
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ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc
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the urban dictionary high

when u stay up all night on this stoopid unintelligible thing.
sorry my eyes are bloodshot,,,im on the urban dictionary high!!!
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sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.
sweat glands i hate
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sweat glands

sweat glands i snort
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