headless hotdog

what i am. i have no head.

i am a headless hotdog

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

ranch dressing

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)

melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

#nomore2009

sweat glands existed too.

#nomore2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

paketti

what a parkeet eats.

parkeet wanna paketti!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009

booty. shut up. shut up. no more booty GET UR BUTT OUTTA MY FACE

no more asshole. it’s 2009.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019