rich forty

The belief that rich people, due to having money and time to take care of their appearance, look ten years younger (or more) to middle-class people. "Rich forty" is "middle-class thirty."
"You won't fit in. My friends are all in their early thirties."

"Well, remember: I'm rich forty."
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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Pitchforkcore

Music (especially indie music) or bands that were popularized by the music website Pitchfork. Often used derisively.
At this point I think we can assume that any band with "Beach" in its name is Pitchforkcore.

White kids who don't listen to rap will listen to Odd Future because it's Pitchforkcore.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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the Wired

The constant, massive flow of data being exchanged through the internet which is a world of its own.
Josh is stuck in the Wired. He's torrenting a game, checking Reddit and Metafilter, tweeting and chatting on four different clients.

Sometimes I have trouble telling the Wired and the real world apart.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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get an inbox

Derived from the expression "get a room." When couples constantly leave romantic, mushy or suggestive messages on each other's Facebook wall for everyone else to see, someone else may tell them to "get an inbox already" and carry on in private.
Sadie: I love you SO FUCKING MUCH ahhhhhhh Im gonna die from how much I love you <3 <3 <3

Ian: me too bby

Sabrina: holy shit guys, get an inbox
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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margarita currency

The tendency to measure the cost of something in margaritas or another drink with a fixed, easy-to-remember price.
It'll cost your five less margaritas to fly to Orlando on the 8th than on the 9th.

Think about it in margarita currency. Think about all the margaritas you could buy instead of those slut shoes.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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inbox now

When a girl's Facebook status changes to "single", there is at least one friend who will comment saying "inbox now", meaning that they need to chat in private. This usually just draws more attention to the fact.
Kelsea's relationship status has changed from "in an open relationship" to "single".

Madison: :(

Tiffany: whaaat??

Emily: inbox now
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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virginity blues

A short period of depression and/or self-loathing that girls with a religious background experience after losing their virginity before marriage.
Katie got drunk last night and her virginity blues came back, she kept calling the toilet "daddy" and apologizing to it.
by hataraxia August 22, 2011
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