I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.
And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
by happycookie August 21, 2013
It was terrible. I didn't want them to take naked pictures of me, so I got groped by the gate rapist.
by happycookie December 02, 2010
I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.
by happycookie July 14, 2018
by Happycookie May 25, 2022
A very Godly person named Roman on a minecraft( IP MC.feudal.GG) everyone one fears and praises the Lord Hes the only real lord in this mortal realm
Lord Roman da 🐐no🧢
by Happycookie May 25, 2022
A slur used to refer to illegal immigrants, used so you don't have to acknowledge that they're human beings.
by happycookie May 12, 2015
Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".
by happycookie August 16, 2009