rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the rigger monkey rapemug.
Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug.

ring ring

I went to the store to buy milk, but some ring ring cleared out the place
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the ring ringmug.

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.
STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the fucking jacktardmug.

ZOG

A White Nationalist acronym meaning "Zionist Occupied Government".
by Hannibal November 06, 2003
mugGet the ZOGmug.

lake jackson handshake

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.
I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the lake jackson handshakemug.

Pornstache

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.
That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the Pornstachemug.