hannahworshipper#1's definitions

Lucie

Lucie is a weed-killer in her menopause. She only eats grass and is one with nature. She treasures every small animal, no matter how disgusting its appearance. She loves meat, especially horse meat. She likes to eat mountains of jelly with crumbs of bread.

Person 1: Mmh... This grass is yummy.
Person 2: You're such a Lucie.

by hannahworshipper#1 June 21, 2022

Frederike

Frederike is a weird girl who likes to talk to her food. She always asks people for fights, leaving them with bruises as if they had cycled against a wall. She herself can cycle on bikes without breaks successfully.

Person 1: Hi Pizza, how are you?
Person 2: You're such a Frederike
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Frederike: *aggressively* Wanna fight?
Other person: No...
Frederike: *punches other person*

by hannahworshipper#1 June 21, 2022

Hannah

A goddess that descended to earth to bless humanity with her presence and humour. All of mankind should kneel before her and praise her greatness for their great queen has arrived.

Hannah: *arrives*
Mankind: *throw themselves on the floor and pray*

by hannahworshipper#1 June 21, 2022