Definitions by hank grolok

gentlemans piss-fruit 

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.

guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'

gentlemans piss-fruit by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Furtive Wank 

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

Furtive Wank by hank grolok March 7, 2012

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

monkey udders by hank grolok December 18, 2011