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Frog skateboarding on my tits 

When a man sprays semen on your tits and your in such a rush that you must put your bra back on over the semen

Oh i hate when daves parents come home, always end up with a frog skateboarding on my tits.

Frog skateboarding on my tits by Handycam January 2, 2022

eparalysed 

word that describes the situation encountered when the primary device for electronic communication - phone, email, internet etc - is damaged/destroyed.

"sorry i didnt get your email....im eparalysed since my iphone got drowned".

eparalysed by handycam October 4, 2012