Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard
"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"
by half baked Jake April 02, 2010
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Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day
she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob
by half baked Jake June 05, 2010
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