Definitions by habeas corpse

paddy wagon 

An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.

I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...

paddy wagon by habeas corpse January 10, 2004

binford 

An unaccountably evil man obsessed with bukkake videos and possessed of a morbid fesr of clowns.

If ya think Binford's gonna bukkake you, just bust out the Bozo nose and he'll run like a little bitch...

binford by habeas corpse January 10, 2004