hEaThEr's definitions

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Low mo' fo'

A idiotic, retard that is a low muther fucker.

by Heather October 16, 2003

popables

the greatest food on earth

mm i love my popables

by heather May 13, 2005

stoopid ringleader

One of supreme being. A person who starts chaos and ENDS THE WORLD! One who causes havok, which causes others to follow.

*chaos created*

Person 1: WTF?!?!
Person 2: STOOPID RINGLEADER!!!
Stoopid Ringleader: muahahahhaa

by Heather September 18, 2004

manushia

a word that means going no where; having no point in a subject or descusion.

destracting a teacher that has ADD, with a pointless conversation that has nothing to do with the subject at hand. when he reconizes this is the perpose of the conversation he says "this conversation is death spiraling into manushia, we're moving on to another subject."

by heather April 12, 2005

jelly bracelets

At our school they mean:

yellow-hug
green-give head
red-lap dance
pink-make-out
black-sex
grey(silver)-hand job
purple-outdoor sex
clear-whatever breaker wants
glow in the dark-use sex toys
white-flash
orange-kiss

You all need to shut the HELL up because these braclets really have no meaning its just some perverted meaning that adults thought up and intend to blame us for it, I am just fine wearing my bracelets that fact that it pisses teachers off is just an added bonus!

by Heather March 23, 2004