h.m. switz's definitions

stonerfag

Someone who does/once did drugs (stoner) with long hair, that is typically bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see that guy? He's kind of cute."
Person 2: "Stonerfag."
Person 1:...

by H.M. Switz September 25, 2008

No-show

1. Verb: To not show up to an event/work/etcetera

2. Noun: Someone who does not show up to an event/work/etcetera

1. He was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he no-showed.

2. He was supposed to come to work today, but because he had a hangover, he was a no-show.

by H.M. Switz February 22, 2009

graight

Straight + Gay.
Usually used to describe someone who claims to be straight, but everyone can tell they're gay.

Person 1: Gee, you sure are graight!
Person 2: Thanks!
Person 1: Graight, not great.
Person 2: No, I'm not.
Person 1: Stop denying it already. Everyone knows the truth!

by H.M. Switz December 23, 2008

Dahling

A term loosely used in place of "darling". The friendly way of saying "darling".

"Movie at my place tonight?"
"I'm there, dahling!"

by H.M. Switz May 25, 2008

The Land Of Waldos

1. Where all hope is lost. From "The Great Waldo Search".

You will be my idol if you can find Waldo on that page.

2. Where all hope is lost. Referring to The Land Of Waldos in "The Great Waldo Search".

1.Remy: Hey, Rowan, want to look at this Where's Waldo? book with me?

Rowan: Oh! The pain! The suffering! Such horrible memories!

Remy: ...What?

Rowan: I found Waldo on every page, but when I got to The Land Of Waldos, I knew I could not get any further.

2. Remy: Hey, Rowan, how was the test?

Rowan: It's The Land Of Waldos in there, even if you studied. I hope you weren't planning on going to college.

by H.M. Switz January 26, 2009