metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 08, 2004

Azrael

Gargamel's cat on Smurfs

Azrael scared the crap out of Vanity Smurf

by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 20, 2003

rocky horror

1. A shorthand term for the cult musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show, because all of us are too lazy to say it by its actual name
2. Frank's creation/sex toy in RHPS. Experienced a death, was severely burned, had sexual relationships with men AND women, and performed in a floor show all before Riff-Raff killed him. He was 7 hours old

1. My friends all dressed up to see Rocky Horror at midnight last night. I was Columbia!
2. What the hell does Frank see in Rocky Horror? Frank's obviously better looking then him.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl July 30, 2004

dude

1) a word to say when you can't think of the person you're referring to's name

2) a cool person

3) a word commonly said by stoners, surfers, skaters, and punks

1) "Hey you! Uh... Dude! What's your name?"

2) Vanity Smurf is a dude.

3) "Dude, did you see that dude mosh at the concert last night?"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

Laa-Laa

The Yellow Teletubby; besides Po, is the only half-way decent one.

Tubby Hug!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003

Oobi

The world's dumbest show for preschoolers. It doesn't teach kids to talk in complete sentences and It's about a hand with two eyeballs.

Dude! If you look at Oobi's middle finger with the eyeballs it looks like something!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl September 21, 2003

vh1

A much much MUCH better version of MTV. They actually PLAY music.

I used to watch Daria, and PhlegmTV took it off. Now I watch Big Urban Myth show and VH1.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 06, 2003