queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.

hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey

that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team

by guy mann-dude October 30, 2008

proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

neck fuck

when a smoker has some surgery, and get the hole in their neck, then u fuck it

that dood just neck fucked that old smoker lady

by Guy mann-dude October 16, 2008

warren g harding

the first black president. many think we have not had a black president, but i tell you, warren g harding was a negro.

warren g harding kicks ass

by guy mann-dude November 01, 2008

exploosion

an extremely powerful jizz. one that shoots out with a maximum amount of force. often happens after not cumming for 2 weeks or more.

the young man shot his exploosion right into the young ladie's eye.

by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009