UMBO

watching orpahns being cooked in a boiling kettle makes me umbo
by gumless but with brushed teeth January 01, 2011
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calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls
by gumless but with brushed teeth January 01, 2011
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