american car

A car made in North America. Stereotyped to be large, ugly, slow, thirsty, poorly manufactured, terrible handling and shoddy. For the most part, this stereotype rings true. Just look at all the fanboys who defined corvette. It is a really awful car with shit handling, nil suspension, dreadful ride, alcoholic consumption, abismal comfort level, but these jackasses seems to like cheap cars that go well in staright lines, because american roads don't have corners.
Wow, 90K miles, isn't that a lot... /sarcasm


The cadillac has 99,995 miles on the clock. The scrap yard is six miles away, and I only have the energy to push it half a mile- see my dilema?
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
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be disgusting

(v.) To sit on the can, taking a crap whilst jacking off with the door open for all to see. Usually done by drunks at house parties.
Stop being disgusting


Don't be disgusting


He's being disgusting
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
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cliterature

An amalgamation of clit and literature. literature dealing with the clitoris, that is, pornography.
the internet is a good source of cliterature.
by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004
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Gibraltar

A rock on the end of Spain. Spanish Border Gaurds are notoriously harsh on Gringo Tourists who try to smuggle a few thousand ciggies accross.
I hate that short blonde woman who works on the border. Next time she stops me I shall rape her after work.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
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Missy Elliott

not so ugly, but I'd still not feed her my meat. Maybe a little suck, ok.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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24

A show that has a small, dedicated fanbase. To most people (meaning my biased opinion) it was always on the other side when something good was on.
If i watch 24, I'll miss the ten minute freeview.
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
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blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
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