A small ginger creature, usually found in a darkened room eating ham sandwiches. She sleeps for most of her life and only wakes to scuttle to the kitchen to make a sandwich. Gremlins can be located in the London area and on a quiet night you can here the high pitch cackle when she is amused. By all means stay out of Gremlins way in the mornings.
AKA Hey Yasmin is such a massive gremlin, it's 4.30 and she isn't out of bed yet. And she hasn't washed for a week. Ewwwwwwwwwww. Is that a ham sandwich I spy?