The capital city of Dyria in mongerian society, home to "Jennifer Eight", was the first city in mongerian history to be deemed a "bread-way", leading the path for other mongerian enthusiasts, entrepreneurs and dictators to begin the developement of the War of Bayne in 5674. Also, Bolbenga's natural unique waterway system has become an international vacationing tourist attraction due to its beauty and prestige. It contains the largest "Pissway" on earth.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith are sado-mosochists and child abusers, so in turn they sent their 4 year old daughter to Bolbenga for a long vacation and a nightmarish life lesson.
"Hey honey, I'm gonna go with the guys on a trip to Bolbenga so we can get ass-raped and lit on fire for a week!"
"Hey honey, I'm gonna go with the guys on a trip to Bolbenga so we can get ass-raped and lit on fire for a week!"
by gregg reed April 19, 2008
In 4355, the first group of mongerian skateboarders were dubbed "stengali", or, in English, "skate mates by the riverside". They banded together in the city of Bugula, Pressia. They founded the first skateboarding sponsorship program in history, and that company became patented as "Bum-Rush". Preggo Boston and Buggish are the only two surviving members of the clan, which are now dubbed as "Stenga". All 7 others were crucified in the town of Supra, Wayne for walking past a large group of preschoolers at recess and doin "nuffin" about it (not getting them in a group, force-raping them and cementing them in a barren cave where they would be eaten alive by rats and spiders). Those seven were caught discarding the prepubescents by Lydia Rottencrotch, to which by her astonishment for the first time had witnessed such a heinous act of "neglect of rape".
"Damn, did you see that kickflip! That shit was straight up stenga!"
"Look Jim at our son in all of that DC attire. He must think he's stenga!"
"Look Jim at our son in all of that DC attire. He must think he's stenga!"
by gregg reed April 22, 2008