2 definitions by graasdsdycn macrdgattehyf
Allen is the smartest person you will ever know. While maintaining a scrumptious look, his brains are also overflowing with continuous love and knowledge. Allens’ are notoriously excellent in the bedroom, and love to experiment. Allen is the kind of guy to text you non stop for hours because of how much he loves you. Your parents would fall in love with Allen and his scruffy sense of humor. Hands down, loveliest guy you will ever know.
Person A: Who is that man? His butt is simply divine!
Person B: His name is Allen, and he’s quite possibly the most interesting man in the world
Person B: His name is Allen, and he’s quite possibly the most interesting man in the world
by graasdsdycn macrdgattehyf December 17, 2017
The sexiest mammal alive, known to like world history. A little creepy, and always looks like he's keeping a secret inside. Has a brother who lives in South Africa probably. Probably has overextension in his hands. Actually incredibly scary. Scares lots of kids
by graasdsdycn macrdgattehyf November 15, 2017