mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

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Attack Ram

When you are going down on a woman you give them one lick and then forehead smash them in the pelvic bone, then bleat.

"Travis and I had a fantastic date, but afterwards he hit me with an attack ram that left me sore and unsatisfied".

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Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

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