Trumpologize

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

by go out laughing October 08, 2016

Three-up

To marry and have three kids as soon as possible, in spite of the environmental impact

I can't wait to marry and three-up. It's what everyone else is doing.

by go out laughing October 24, 2017

Work and Bake

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

by go out laughing October 04, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

Anti-vaxhole

A person who proudly chooses not to get the Covid vaccine, because their brain has been soaked in false conspiracy theories.

Ebbot is unvaccinated and proud of it. Now he has the Covid Delta variant, and he's spreading it to his family, his friends, and his community. He's a total anti-vaxhole!

by go out laughing July 22, 2021