Definitions by go out laughing

jalaxed

Jacked and relaxed at the same time.

I love Lavender Lattes. They make me so jalaxed.

jalaxed by go out laughing October 18, 2017

The Shotgun Curtain 

The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.

Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.

The Shotgun Curtain by go out laughing November 17, 2016

Trumpologize 

(verb) Trumpologize: To apologize, but not really mean it.

"If I offended anyone for saying those lewd comments about women, I sincerely trumpologize. But Bill Clinton said much worse!"

Trumpologize by go out laughing October 8, 2016

Work and Bake 

(verb) being perpetually stoned, at work
(noun) a person who is perpetually stoned, at work

Eric just ate five doughnuts, and then took twenty minutes to clock in. He's definitely a work and bake.

Work and Bake by go out laughing October 4, 2016

irony deficiency 

A common deficiency in which the brain cannot process humor that contains irony.

George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.

irony deficiency by go out laughing May 22, 2014