4 definitions by glittered and tattered

A form of torture invented by elementary students and used on their un suspecting teacher victims each year around the holiday season.
I came home from school an emotional shell of the man I once was, the victim of holiday glitterboarding
by glittered and tattered December 1, 2021
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Male equivalent of stresstrogen
Stresstosterone is the male hormone released during math tests or other academically challenging situations.
Its effects include generalized confusion, an inability to think clearly and extreme difficulty carrying out simple calculations.
Tony, if you had been able to control your stresstosterone levels, then your score on the algebra test would have been much higher.
by glittered and tattered February 3, 2022
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Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.
by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023
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The female hormone released when faced with math questions. The female equivalent of stresstosterone.
Bella, when your stresstrogen levels are out of control, you aren't able to solve math questions that are usually easy for you.
The cure for elevated levels of math related stresstrogen is a chill pill.
by glittered and tattered February 3, 2022
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