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whorde 

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n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.
whorde by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

De-hezbollize 

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v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.
Israel hopes to de-hezbollize Lebanon as soon as possible.
De-hezbollize by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

noobgasm 

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n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
noobgasm by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

premature ejaculation 

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n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.

Blow Cone 

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n. when a guy is receiving head and he pulls out @ the end and jizzes in a snow cone and feeds it to the female(or male in some different cases...).
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
"Man my foreskin touched the ice in that blow cone last night.... F*CKING cold!"
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
Blow Cone by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Toonami 

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n. a shitty block of shows on cartoon network... includes Naruto: the most overrated piece of shit in history. It once was entertaining, but it started to suck when they only played episodes of dragon ball z from 7 years ago and other crappy anime.

----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----
Toonami blows anal canal.
Toonami by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

baby shit green 

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n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".
My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.
baby shit green by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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