gjelstiznles's definitions
n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the Cumburgermug. n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the premature ejaculationmug. n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.
by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006
Get the Ass Haulermug. by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the baby shit greenmug. when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the jesus saucemug. n. an awesome radio program hosted by dr. drew and STRIKER! (whoever he is...) The discussions on love line are usually about giving head, anal sex, and cervical cancer vaccines.
Love Line w/ Dr. Drew:
Caller: "Hey Dr. Dew and Stroker!"
Dr. Drew: "It's Dr. Drew and Striker..."
Caller: "Yeah, w/e... I kinda have an anal cow rape fettish... some help?"
Caller: "Hey Dr. Dew and Stroker!"
Dr. Drew: "It's Dr. Drew and Striker..."
Caller: "Yeah, w/e... I kinda have an anal cow rape fettish... some help?"
by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006
Get the love linemug. n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.
n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the shit saucemug.