premature ejaculation

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
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whorde

n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.
Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006
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noobgasm

n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
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Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.
Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006
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De-hezbollize

v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006
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Toonami

n. a shitty block of shows on cartoon network... includes Naruto: the most overrated piece of shit in history. It once was entertaining, but it started to suck when they only played episodes of dragon ball z from 7 years ago and other crappy anime.

----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----
Toonami blows anal canal.
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
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Ass Hauler

n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.
Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...
by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006
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