gjelstiznles's definitions

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

hyphzorz

n. The act of a nerd going hyphy.

ROFLCOPTER I saw hyphzorz last night at the STAR TREK CONVENTION!!!

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

Anal thunder

n. Thunder from down under.

"Bob's anal thunder smells like sh*t!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

dude sauce

n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...

"dude sauce.... im soooo stoned right now..."

by gjelstiznles August 18, 2006

Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.

Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

love line

n. an awesome radio program hosted by dr. drew and STRIKER! (whoever he is...) The discussions on love line are usually about giving head, anal sex, and cervical cancer vaccines.

Love Line w/ Dr. Drew:
Caller: "Hey Dr. Dew and Stroker!"
Dr. Drew: "It's Dr. Drew and Striker..."
Caller: "Yeah, w/e... I kinda have an anal cow rape fettish... some help?"

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

noobgasm

n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.

n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006