Definitions by gf

3 second rule 

The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.

Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."

3 second rule by GF May 21, 2006

The Man In The Hat

A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.

example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"

example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."

The Man In The Hat by GF April 20, 2006

Alternative Comedy 

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.

Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"

Alternative Comedy by GF October 7, 2005

uncle knobhead 

that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.

"oh jesus here comes uncle knobhead, let's ignore him"

uncle knobhead by GF September 19, 2005

some sick guy 

Scally term used after just being told something quite ridiculous which another person had done. It can mean "Wow, that guys so cool" when most people would think "what a dick".

"So this guy pulled a knife out in broad daylight"
"some sick guy, man"

some sick guy by GF June 25, 2005

you're sick you 

scally term used to say that somebody has told you something really 'daring' or whatever even if it isn't really.

See some sick guy

"So i said to the copper you stupidswinehound"
"you're sick, you"

you're sick you by GF June 24, 2005

tart in a bottle 

Slang term for Newcastle Brown Ale

"jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."

tart in a bottle by GF May 1, 2005