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anticipation

The anticipation phase starts the moment after taking a pill and lasts for 20 minutes to an hour, whilst you're waiting for it to kick in. This can be an exciting phase as you know something magical is coming at any moment but you don't know exactly when. There may be glimpses of it but this may also be the mind playing tricks before it really starts. For the more seasoned pill taker this moment may actually be 1 of frustration as they want to be there immediately.
Guy 1 "You there yet?"
Guy 2 "Nah still in the anticipation stage."
by GF August 24, 2007
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Laddish

A term that describes an act done which is totally outlandish and unnacceptable.
"Mandems gatted at me" - Fadi
"Laddish beaviour" - Ahmed
by GF April 18, 2005
mugGet the Laddishmug.

dabutt

DaButt- a firm bubble liek figure on a lady
dabutt what's dabutt?

OH DATS DABUTT
by gf November 13, 2003
mugGet the dabuttmug.

Swinehound

A character in a story by Boyd Cable. Also one of the grestest insults in the English language.
by GF April 15, 2005
mugGet the Swinehoundmug.

you're sick you

scally term used to say that somebody has told you something really 'daring' or whatever even if it isn't really.

See some sick guy
"So i said to the copper you stupidswinehound"
"you're sick, you"
by GF June 24, 2005
mugGet the you're sick youmug.

Old Footage Woman

Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.

However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"
by GF March 26, 2007
mugGet the Old Footage Womanmug.

Crap Weasle

A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle
by GF January 28, 2003
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