george stuffalottapuss's definitions
in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun
1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.
2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
adjective, noun
1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.
2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
Get the inewitablemug. dee-pawt-ment uv ed-yoo-kay-shun
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
Get the Department of Educationmug. hey-shun
noun
1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
noun
1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
All of the Haitians, being French-speaking, hear little difference in pronunciation of the words "Haitian" and "Haisian." Thus the difference is in the eye of the beholder -- slanted or rounded.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 18, 2011
Get the Haisianmug. Note: This definition describes the preposition. For the FBI, please speak loudly and clearly into your mobile device, even if it is turned off.
ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition
1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.
2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition
1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.
2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
Get the adjectative verbmug. lin-duh-tee
noun
1. A delicious but ultimately weird chocolate ball with a solid outer and a milky-inner.
noun
1. A delicious but ultimately weird chocolate ball with a solid outer and a milky-inner.
Most of the employees who work at the Stratham, NH manufacturing plant of Lindt Chocolate Factory are underpaid Filipinos who don't speak much English.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
Get the Lindtmug. ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
Get the assministrationmug. After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012
Get the Federal Reservemug.