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noun
1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
noun
1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."
"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
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noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
noun.
1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.
2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.
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noun
1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.
Examples include:
noun
1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.
Examples include:
The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos
and many, many more financial terrorists....
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos
and many, many more financial terrorists....
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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
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ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition
1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.
2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
ad-weh-kay-tiw derp
preposition
1. A verb that aids in the description of a noun.
2. A type of word that simultaneously modifies and describes the situation of a noun (acting as an adjective) while serving the predictive function within a sentence, typified by action, emotion, or rape.
Since adjectative verb prepositions are a new concept to the English language, sighting them is as rare as the elusive Anglican Two-Puss of Rhodesia. Thus, the definition of said grammatical evolution pre-empts the creation of such descriptively verbacious words as collapshickal.
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