no pig too big

A game males play with their mates while out on the piss. The idea of the game is to score the most undesirable woman.
Wanna play "no pig too big?"

Sure thing, I'm gonna win.
by geezerdk January 02, 2012
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moosehead

An ugly woman. Refers purely to her facial characteristics. Her body can still be worthy. For best results take her while hanging out the back. Don't tell your mates though, they've probably already been there.

This word can be shouted out loud if one encounters a moosehead.
Moosehead, MOOSEHEAD, MOOOOSEHEEEEAD!!!!!!!!
by geezerdk January 02, 2012
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Runt

A mouthy little monkey whose parents don't give a shit what he does.
The little runt is leaving nasty comments on youtube again.
by geezerdk January 01, 2012
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