Definitions by garry the gin drinking goat

hipsterwank 

A simple way to describe the conceited aspects of hipsterism.

When a coffee shop decides to serve almond milk as standard: Hipsterwank.

hipsterwank by garry the gin drinking goat March 8, 2017

rusty tiller 

The act of steering a boat with one's anus

he rusty tillered over to the island.

rusty tiller by garry the gin drinking goat August 28, 2014