garrett kearney's definitions

pirate

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her

I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it

by garrett kearney May 13, 2005

deceased boner

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

by garrett kearney June 26, 2005