Definitions by garrett kearney

deceased boner 

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

deceased boner by garrett kearney June 26, 2005

pirate 

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her

I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it

pirate by garrett kearney May 13, 2005