gaping malefant's definitions

Rancid Kebab

A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.

Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.

by gaping malefant May 9, 2009

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009