Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.
When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

An exceptionally tight butthole. Said to be as tight as that of a porpoise's butthole, which is water tight.
Damn, I tried to have anal with my girl last night, but she's got a total porpoise hole!. No amount of lube was gonna get my dick in there.
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015
