An odd practice of couples' who wait until their kid(s) are at school or away from home to then have sex in the child's room.
I don't know why, but Rebecca and I have the greatest sex when little Billy is away at camp. We have kid's room sex in Billy's bed and it's like nothing else!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
An exceptionally tight vagina. Implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise's pussy, which is water tight.
My dick is still sore from fucking that bitch with the porpoise pussy! I thought her pussy was gonna strangle the life out of my cock!
by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015