2 definitions by futuremilf

Denis

a Denis the most caring, understanding, and enthusiastic guy you will ever come around. He will look like a total dickhead, but end up being the sweetest guy. Denis has the biggest heart and always knows what to say and when to say it. he has the most adorable smile, and will always make you laugh. Denis has the most fire calves and will always be a person you can trust and depend on. You can always count on Denis, to be himself. Once you get to know him there's nothing better to look for.

her: damn, whats his name?
"Denis"
her: how do you know?
"shit look at his calves"

by futuremilf February 17, 2022

milfing

Working your way up to become a damn hot mom

Milfing your way up to an escalade... Be a milf, find a man, get married, and have babies to put in the escalade.

by futuremilf February 28, 2014