3 definitions by funnyman83

Merry Christmiscarriage

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.

I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!

by funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Touritties

When titties have an uncontrollable urge to speak out and thereby expose themselves.

My touritties keep popping out all over the place.

by funnyman83 November 18, 2020

jewclear

When a person of Jewish descent becomes extremely upset and yells at everyone without becoming physically violent.

My Jewish friend was upset when the waitress brought out the wrong drink order and went jewclear!

by funnyman83 August 28, 2011