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my dick and balls

An expression used when the speaker does not believe what was just said.

“Bro, I swear I saw a UFO last night.”
“My dick and balls.”

When someone is doing absolutely nothing productive; sitting around, killing time, or generally just existing with zero objectives.

“Bro, what are you doing today?”
“Nothing new, just scratching my nuts.”