funeral wolf's definitions
COL means Christ Out Loud.
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass
by funeral wolf April 7, 2009
Get the COLmug. one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 6, 2009
Get the Flu of the swinemug. A fagina full of aids belongs to a person that has been infected with the aids virus. Once you get the aids virus you become a fagina full of aids. Also a fagina full of aids is a cup that represents a vagina and a strainer represents the condom. When cream is poored into the condom it falls into the glass too through the strainer causing the fagina to become full of aids.
FAGINA..FULL..OF AIDS..
You are a fagina full of aids.
WTF OMG A FAGINA FULL OF AIDS WTF?!
"Do you want a fagina full of AIDS?!?!"
"No?"
"Then don't use a condom :@"
You are a fagina full of aids.
WTF OMG A FAGINA FULL OF AIDS WTF?!
"Do you want a fagina full of AIDS?!?!"
"No?"
"Then don't use a condom :@"
by funeral wolf May 4, 2009
Get the fagina full of aidsmug. The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.
Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
by funeral wolf April 25, 2009
Get the Fat Stressmug. The Spider Bee is known to live in parts of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. It gets its name because it has the wings and stinger of a bee along with the legs and the ability to create spider webs like a spider. The Spider Bee is a quiet bug most people will never see it, but it is there. It is always watching, and waiting for the exact moment to strike. ~created by justin and abbi~
OMFG ITS A SPIDER BEE..RUN!!!!!
...I saw a spider bee im scared :(
THERES A SPIDER BEE HIVE IN MY HOUSE OHNOZ
...I saw a spider bee im scared :(
THERES A SPIDER BEE HIVE IN MY HOUSE OHNOZ
by funeral wolf April 20, 2009
Get the Spider Beemug. this fucking bitch that is fake as hell and her mission in life is to fuck people over. no one likes this bitch and the only reason people even know who she is is cause she was with someone who was known by everyone, everyone wishes she'd just go the fuck away
That bitch is a fucking vcunt
by funeral wolf July 3, 2011
Get the vcuntmug. by funeral wolf April 16, 2009
Get the Panda Facemug.