fuckface's definitions

wasting time

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.

Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.

by fuckface October 14, 2003

hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

by fuckface December 10, 2003

bumsweat

self evident

any lineman in the NFL....major bumsweat going on there.

by fuckface October 14, 2003

mo better

Spike Lee's grammatical ignorance.....he likes to display his stupidity so much, he put the phrase in the title of one of his bombs.

Mo Better Blues

by fuckface December 1, 2003

rebel yell

screaming real loud into someones ass; especially during sex.

After I gave my girl a dirty sanchez she capped off a great night of sex with a rebel yell.

by fuckface October 10, 2004

whetto

where rich urban white kids live and try to act all ghetto even though they live in the O.C. and their parents are all rich and their neighborhoods are lined with trees and nice houses.

Skylor looks like he's from the streets but look at his drivers license and you see he just tries to act ghetto, knowing damn well he just whetto.

by fuckface October 9, 2004

shictionary

(N) a book of people hated people .

That bitch bit the tip of my cock, she's in my shictionary now!

by fuckface December 10, 2003