Definitions by friend of bob

deleted 

Euphemistic term for killing someone. Can be connected with various other slang as well, such as: blasted, offed, fragged.

I deleted that nigger.

deleted by friend of bob June 13, 2004

taking a mean one 

Expelling feces in an explosive or painful matter.

Hey boss. Can I take the day off? I have to take a mean one.

taking a mean one by friend of bob June 13, 2004

rifle report 

The sound of dumping on some fools.

We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.

rifle report by friend of bob June 13, 2004

loneliness 

You know it becomes really bad when you start posting definitions of it on a website in hopes of someone reading it. I can only recommend two things. Find some new friends. Or find none at all, and eventually you'll get used to it. I've tried both, and I can't really say which one is better than the other.

Music recommendations: Aimee Mann, Alice in Chains, Dishwalla, Pink Floyd (Pulse). Get a job. Smoke weed. Drink. Smoke cigarettes. If you're depending on something else other than a lost love or friends, you won't need them as much. But there always be a little but of pain...

loneliness by friend of bob June 13, 2004

off the transmission 

synonym: off the hook. Slang created in jest for those that use the word clutch.

Your ass is off the transmission, baby!

off the transmission by friend of bob June 1, 2004

peace

1. A lapse in warfare between nations. Tends to be an abstract theory.
2. An informal goodbye.
3. To knock someone out in one punch.

1. We can have peace by firing guns at each other.
2. Peace, Saddam Hussein.
3. I'm gonna peace that motherfucker!

peace by friend of bob May 21, 2004

jail gum 

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.

I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.

jail gum by friend of bob May 21, 2004