pocket bomb

cell phone that could potentially explode upon placing/carrying it in your pocket.

yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!

the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....

apply actionable litigation one liners here!

by freedav05 January 20, 2007

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shit bob

to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.

therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.

by freedav05 January 01, 2007

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roof grabber

laughter so intense it reverberates throughout an entire room.

when redd fox took the stage, you were guaranteed to hear many a roof grabber

by freedav05 January 01, 2007

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ass curd

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

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drain brammage

when you can't seem to find the right word, or remember a person's name in the closing of a conversation.

ok well that was an very exciting presentation mr, er well we will be in touch. would'nt want to keep the other interviewees waiting would we?
i was born on ohhh shit i'm 42 right? sorry for the drain brammage dude!

by freedav05 January 22, 2007

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